Sexy AI Santa arouses internet

Santa Claus is coming. AI erotic audio app BLOOM has launched a new feature to cram some festive sexiness up your Christmas hole – sexy AI Santa Claus. If you’ve ever wanted to empty Santa’s sack and work your way onto his extremely naughty list, BLOOM’s new chatbot is sure to stuff your stocking, so to speak. Users have the choice of sexting ‘Hot Santa,’ or listening to a bespoke, AI generated audio clip of him saying things like ‘Santa knows how to keep the North Pole interesting during those long winter nights.’ And for those of you not interested in hearing about Santa’s North Pole, a ‘naughty elf’ option is available too.