Alive And Well Is Not An Option An Original Whedonverse Song

THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL JOSS WHEDON SHOWS (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse.) You have been warned. Lyrics (that also contain SPOILERS) Chorus: You can’t be alive if you want to be happy You can’t be together if you want to be alive You can’t have a soul if you want to get laid So don’t smile if you want to survive Wash was soaring like a leaf on the wind But he wouldn’t go another mile He got a pole right in the gut That’ll