samantha jones - I am not the type of woman who sits home all day waiting for a man!

I'm home. - Man, that was a long day. - You're three hours late. Bummer, I know. Did you eat? Yes, I ate. I ate the sushi that I hand-made for you. The sushi that I laid all over my naked body as a Valentine surprise for you. Why are you so upset? I called. I couldn't pick up the phone. My body was covered everywhere with sushi. I got wasabi in places where one should never get wasabi. Oh, you think it's funny that I slaved all day in this kitchen... ...to make a lovely meal for you? You made some sushi. It's not a big deal. “Not a big deal.“ Here. I am not the type of woman... ...who sits home all day waiting for a man! Enjoy your California handmade roll! Happy fucking Valentine's Day.