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This here's a jam for all the fellas, try to do what those ladies tell us, get shot down cuz you're over zealous. play hard to get, females get jealous. Ok, smarty, go to a party. girls are scantilly clad and showin' body, a chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her, but she's in another world like you was poindexter. Next day's function, high class luncheon. Food is served, and you're stone could munchin'. Music comes on, people start to dance, but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants. A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin', sits down next to youand starts talkin'. Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove, so come on, fatso,and just bust a move . You're on a mission, and you're wishin' someone could cure yourlonely condition. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, no fine girls, justugly faces. From frustration, first inclination, is to become a monk andleave the situation. But ever dark tunnel has a light, I hope, so don't hang yourselfwith a celibate rope. New movie's showin', so you're goin', could care less about thefive you're blowin'. Theatre gets dark just to start the show, then you spot a finewoman sittin' in your row. She's dressed in yellow, she says hello, come sit next to me yafine fellow. You run over there without a second to lose, and what comes next,hey,kiss my ass, bust a move. In the city, ladies look pretty, guys tell jokes so they can seemwitty. Tell a funny joke just to get some play, then you try to make amove and she says no way. Girls are fakin', goodness sakin', they want a man who bringshome the bacon. Got no money and got no car, then you got no woman and there youare. Some girls are sophistic, materialistic, lookin' for a man makesthem opportunistic. They're lyin' on the beach, perpetratin' a tan so that a brotherwith the money can be their man
