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Christmas comes but once a year, And when it comes it brings good cheer. A season of good will and fun. And yet while most of us feel festive, Grinches out there just get restive, And spoil it all for everyone. Though it's too much to expect you to be nice, You will find that life is easier with this advice. Try not to be a cunt it's Christmas, Take a tip from Santa's elf. The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly, So don't go looking like you've swallowed a bunch of Holly. Don't shout at carol singers
