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Famous Last Nerds Hamlet: To be or not to be That is the question It seems I’m going mad Losing my discretion Seems, nay, it is I know not, seems To wake or to sleep Perchance to dream Narrator: There’s something rotten In the state of Denmark It’s midnight at the castle Elsinor went “hark” Claudius: Who’s your brother in law? Who’s your brother in law, eh!? Hamlet: Hey, yo that’s my mother, Get off My dads grave. Ghost: “Son I’ve been unnaturally murdered Oh curs-ed, spite” Hamlet: The time is out of joint I’ve got to set it right I must avenge my father And kill Claudius I’m gonna start by acting nuts And talking to the audience Ophelia: Hey, Hamlet, if you love me, Why are you shunning me? Hamlet: I never loved thee, Go get thee to a nunnery Hey, nonnie nonnie And a nonnie nonnie hey Gather round everybody For a play within a play something unintelligable here You’re smiling, I’m smilin? You must be a villain Gertrude: He didn’t kill your dad G & Claudius: Not that we’d admit it Hamlet: I know she’s my mom But she’s hot I want to hit it This curtain really makes me want to do something erroneous This isn’t who I meant to kill This is, this is Polonius King: Gentle Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Bring us known in Hamlets plans Hamlet: And you’ll get killed in turn Sorry! Ophelia: Hamlet, I’m so mad Hey there’s my dead dad I’m gonna go drown myself now ‘cause I’m sad Hamlet: To be or not to be That is the question It seems I’m going mad Losing my discretion (Narrator: yo Hamlet, we’ve already heard those lines, Just cut to the part where everyone starts dyin’) Hamlet: Alas, poor Yorrick Oh, my God, Ophelia’s dead This may be my last chance To get her in bed
