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This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: THEY SAY I MIGHT AS WELL FACE THE TRUTH THAT I AM JUST TOO LONG IN THE TOOTH I’VE STARTED TO DETERIORATE AND NOW I’VE PASSED MY OWN SELL-BY DATE OH, I AM NO SPRING CHICKEN IT’S TRUE I HAVE TO POP MY TEETH IN TO CHEW AND MY OLD KNEES HAVE STARTED TO KNOCK I’VE JUST GOT TOO MANY MILES ON THE CLOCK SO I’M A WRINKLY, CRINKLY SET IN MY WAYS IT’S TRUE THAT MY BODY HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS BUT GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE AND I CAN STILL MISBEHAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE Victor Meldrew Spoken... HELLO! YES, YES, IT’S MELDREW HERE YES, VICTOR MELDREW YES, I’VE BEEN HOLDING HELLO? HELLO? LOOK, LOOK, I’VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WHAT FOR? I WANT TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE NOT LISTEN FIVE HUNDRED TIMES TO SOMEONE SINGING HAVE A NICE DAY WHAT DO I WANT? I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT? ABOUT EVERYTHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE CLOSED? OH, AND THE SAME TO YOU! SO I’M A-LOSIN’ MY HAIR AND MY SPINE’S A BIT KINKED I MAY BE RARE BUT I’M NOT YET EXTINCT I’M AN OLDIE, MOULDY TOO OLD TO RAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE Victor Meldrew Spoken... HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? I CAN’T HEAR MYSELF THINK JUST STOP IT WILL YOU TURN OFF THAT RUDDY RACKET! THEY TELL ME I AM WELL PAST MY PRIME THE LANDLORD IN THE SKY’S CALLING TIME BUT THERE’S ONE THING THAT HE OUGHT TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT YET READY TO GO I KNOW I’M OLD BUT I’M NOT A FREAK I SHOULD BE CHERISHED LIKE AN ANTIQUE BUT EVERY TIME I HAVE A SLIGHT COUGH I’M FRIGHTENED THEY’LL START SWITCHING ME OFF SO I’M A WRINKLY, CRINKLY BUT DON’T SHED A TEAR I’M NOT EXACTLY A LITTLE OLD DEAR ONE THING’S FOR SURE I’M STILL BLOODY WELL HERE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE
