iTunes: Amazon: Shirts available at Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Original Bruno video here: Original Gaga video here: Original Jay-Z video here: MORNING DEW That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah Gonna send flowers to all my foes Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there I'm damp for the easy muffin What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli You got a trophy when you won that thing Aunt Sharona hates a puppet Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone Don't ever make a sick child thick toast Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then Grande taco If I had a furry pet monkey right here Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli One time I drew a pink ice castle with a Green hot dog and three light snacks I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain A midget said speak with an accent So I did just so I could steal his Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain Stop the drama Before I get the sniffles Making happy on my floor, Got a stiffle Boom Bring me my shovel and make one wish Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? Whoopsie daisy Someone's in my backseat Eatin' orange slices Think they took my coffee Went to the club Got a jawbreaker We about to party balls Cuz I'm a rainmaker Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli Keep wanting your morning dew The world's fastest girl might be wrong We popped the cork, now it's time to go away Keep wanting your morning dew I got that crown, I'll knock you out Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I got ten pounds of peanut brittle And a little poodle got it's coat on Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho. Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
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