Mickey Avalon's So Rich, So Pretty

I like a girl with caked up makeup In the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time Who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand Bites and scratches the blinds But I ain’t found one quite right yet So I step with pep to the park or supermarket Her apartment best be messy Alisa don’t mind when I call her Leslie she’s gotta dress with class And Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag and four inch tips made of ostrich Sharp enough to slit your wrists her lips spread gossip Won’t say sorry when she offend