Disobedience by A A Milne (read by Tom OBedlam)

A police spokeman said that James’ mother had been seen in the red light district during the schoolday wearing thigh boots and a short gold lamé dress that barely covered her pelvis. They have interviewed her regulars except for Weatherby and they’d like to hear from anybody who knows his whereabouts. Dr. Phil opined, “Kids will find some way to blame themselves for their mommy’s misdeeds but in this case James is a controlling, insufferable little prig.“ James replied that he looked like a Heffalump.