Flight turned back after epic case of diarrhea

Warning: Extremely Disturbing S**t A Delta Airlines flight was forced to abandon the sky after an epic case of diarrhea caused a brown river to form in the aisle. The ‘incontinental’ flight out of Atlanta, Georgia was bound for Barcelona when it encountered ‘turdulence.’ The plane had not even left the country, flying over Virginia when s**t got real. A poor, ill passenger became a real pain in his and everyone else’s ass when he suffered a Virginia runoff that dribbled down his leg, through the aisle and over most of the Commonwealth. Once the plane was on the ground, s**t really went down as the plane was fully decontaminated, the carpets ripped out, and appropriately disposed of. The plane was ultimately delayed by five hours, meaning both attempts were plagued by running behind.