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Struggle for survival is ruled by the laws of the jungle. Some are sacrificed so that others may live. Creatures make love to insure the next generation. But can we certainly know friend from foul? Love works in mysterious ways. You find it where you least expected - under a stone that was not been turned for ages. Let me tell you a story, and since it is a true story I will not mention any names. Do you know the green house on the hill? Well, once it was yellow. The house stood empty and rented for many years. Then one day man came alone and bought it - cheap it was. The very first time he went inside he got the feeling he wasn’t alone. The man decided to get rid all the rats and called to exterminator for the advice. They recommended took Doctor Jason’s rat poison - rat salami containing 20 percent fat and 80 percent arsenic precut in delicate slices. The rat had never tasted anything so delicious and save an every morsel. It just loves rat salami. *** some text is missing due to description limit *** By the way, I forgot to mention that the rat was a lady – a Lady Rat. I’m telling you this now because it is important. The past few days were like a living dream for the rat: the new man in the house, all the gifts he brought, all the wonderful surprises. The rat couldn’t sleep. She tossed and turned with a thoughts «Why is he doing this for me? Little me, who has been so lonely. He must really like me. But I’m so ugly and too fat. He loves me. It as simple as flap.” She stood there thinking until her toes nearly froze on the cold cellar floor. With a heavy heart man decided to move – the battle was lost. - Wait – cried the rat – I’m yours! I love you too! Love works in mysterious ways. They got married. Yes, that right, - they got married. They stood side by side through thick and thin. To put simply they lived happily ever after in the house on the hill.
