The Highway - Dr. Quarantine's Lonely Hearts Club (antisong)

According to the Internet Papyrus We are attacked by coronavirus. I've never seen this awful beast before, And I wouldn't want it to knock at my door. I don't know how to write songs, But I can say, this virus is worse than dirty socks. We are ghosts living in ghost towns. COVID's like a thief who'd sneaked into your house. Picnics and rock gigs, football matches and bowling, Swinger nights and pubs... Everything was stolen. I don't know how to write songs, But I can say, this virus is worse than shit o