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Jimmy pays tribute to teachers everywhere with a song about just how valuable they are for Teacher’s Appreciation Day. Full lyrics below: Teachers should make a billion dollars And get more vacation time They spend their days wranglin’ all our crazy kids When they go out They should get free bottomless wine Teachers deserve a month-long spa day And cucumbers on their eyes Cuz if you ask ‘em why the spa is using veggies They’ll explain It’s cuz of the enzymes Teachers should have a prom for teachers So they can dress in fancy clothes The guidance counselor does the Toosie Slide And the students Have to chaperone Spoken: Ms. Weaver, Mr. Jones – no grinding. Teachers should make a billion dollars And when it’s time for arts and crafts They should get swarmed by paparazzi Who demand selfies and autographs Teachers shouldn’t have to pay their taxes They should get cheered around the clock At the bank, they should just thro
