A We are number one video so confusing it doesnt fit into a title

“We are number one“ but every one is replaced with the “We are number one“ video from the previous “one“ to the current “one“ but sped up by 10% and higher by a semi tone in pitch. Once this reaches the current “one“ it plays another section from the previous “one“ to the current“ one sped up by 10 % the speed of the original section, and increasing by a semi tone in pitch as well. The second process repeats a random amount of times between 5 and 7. Once that is finished the original video continues and the cycle repeats. Also, the word “net“ is significantly louder, speeds up according to the rule but does not change pitch. The first and last notes are an octave lower in pitch and slowed down to 25% of the original video.