Checkmate, kitty. By using a very specific glitch, you can complete the game in 30 seconds. I'll try to keep it brief. -You must start a New Game around 6968 times, on the 6969th attempt, there is a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance that 3 Ballas will spawn in front of CJ. That's a sign that the glitch has been initiated. After CJ says “Here We Go Again“, get on the bicycle and press very specific keys (almost all of them). By doing so, one of the game's animations will break and it'll send CJ launching at a building. If you are lucky, he will ricochet to an oncoming car, which has a 4,20% chance of sending CJ through the window of the Johnson House. -You will be in the middle of a cutscene, but it's playable! Thus, you can pick up a chair and use it to take down Big Smoke. Next, you must do a glitch that I like to call “Johnson Pot God Launch“. Jump to the corner where the pot is and press very specific keys again. One of the animations will break, as w
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