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A reined-in TSA would be the sound of music to many Americans' ears. Watch all of Remy's Reason TV music videos here: Parody of Rodgers and Hammerstein's “My Favorite Things“ written and performed by Remy. Music tracks mixed and mastered by Ben Karlstrom. LYRICS Barking out orders to the lined up masses Patting them down on their chest, groin, and asses Blue denim packages, grabbing your peen These are a few of my favorite things Plundering iPads and pocketing 40 Acting like I am a suppository Groping survivors of mastectomies These are a few of my favorite things Scanning your schnitzel, your johnson, your noodle Saving that data and chain-yanking poodles A penis that shape oh it's probably Steve These are a few of my favorite things Seeing a man trying to plan A lacrosse jihad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Making you throw away half-empty Yoohoo Taking your rights and selling them back to you Seeing good people lose their dignity These are a few of my favorite things They just searched me for seven minutes! In heaven Their budget's ten times bigger than post-9/11 In undercover tests they barely catch a thing Give us a list of your favorite things Treating free people like potential muggers Patting more children than lonely Josh Duggars Seeing our new intrusions met with apathy Seems like a good list of favorite things Fights against terrorists we have eased up in But to us you still give the blue-gloved cupping? Who do you view as the real enemy? What's your idea for solving these things?
