Trading as I witness it (almost) every time I play on a trade server

Based on a true story. The HOUWAR Heavy represents me. Have something good and people will want to get it at all (small) cost. I just picked the HOUWAR for representing a rare hat. I've seen too many people hating Max's Head and calling its owners furries, while Bill's Hat would've caused similar clusterfucks. Also, the HOUWAR is untradable (but gift-wrappable), so I could also prevent stupid trade requests on that way. I just noticed that I misspelled Earbuds, but those idiots misspell stuff they want badly anyway. Yeah, I really made a video with Demopan although I dislike this “meme“, go ahead and sue me, I don't care, I just wanted to prevent “OMFG, WHERE'S DEMOPAN!?“ comments. Yes, the Soldier's Kabuto didn't make a sound when it hit the ground, because a Spy caught it. He traded it for an Alien Swarm Parasite on a different server. Music: If you don't know it, then I pity you.