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This is my sequel to my “I Won't Step Down“ Tom Petty parody song ;) After promising us that nothing short of Jesus Christ could convince him to stop running for re-election, Joe Biden announced to the world via Twitter that he's stepping down. Just like that, Vice President Kamala Harris became the 2024 nominee for the Democratic Party. My song lyrics sum it up: Joe's Stepping Down (Joe's Stepping Down (Kamala's In Town) Campaign trail 2024 Couldn’t take it any more It was the end of the road for Joe. We knew it all along but they never told you so On the TV or the radio (Chuck!) She was young, not white Anything but bright Couldn’t win it at the ballot box It’s Trump she gotta beat Turning up the heat She’s gonna give it all she got She’s singing..” Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Now DEI makes her the guy And if she wins the faster we DIE… Are you ready, Kamala? Now it’s time to go for Jill and Joe And all their funky friends This record inflation, illegal immigration It’s the worst it’s ever been And I got to thinking while she was speaking That I know how this story ends ‘Cause if you take a look in a history book Socialism never wins! Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Democracy’s evading me A bait ’n’ switch right before my eyes Can we call you “Momala”? (Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! ……..) Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Now DEI makes her the guy And if she wins the faster we DIE… Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Kamala's In Town) Campaign trail 2024 Couldn’t take it any more It was the end of the road for Joe. We knew it all along but they never told you so On the TV or the radio (Chuck!) She was young, not white Anything but bright Couldn’t win it at the ballot box It’s Trump she gotta beat Turning up the heat She’s gonna give it all she got She’s singing..” Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Now DEI makes her the guy And if she wins the faster we DIE… Are you ready, Kamala? Now it’s time to go for Jill and Joe And all their funky friends This record inflation, illegal immigration It’s the worst it’s ever been And I got to thinking while she was speaking That I know how this story ends ‘Cause if you take a look in a history book Socialism never wins! Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Democracy’s evading me A bait ’n’ switch right before my eyes Can we call you “Momala”? (Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! ……..) Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Now DEI makes her the guy And if she wins the faster we DIE… Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh! Joe’s stepping down. Wa-oh! (Ya-ya) Kamala’s in town. Uh-oh!
