The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel

For two days and two nights, I will step aboard an immersive galactic starcruiser experience and live MY star wars story. References and clip sources: Credits vocals - Yona Marie Credits instrumental - Geronimo Luna @geronimolunaok/ Click your favorite Galactic Starcruiser story moment: Smuggling luggage Asteroids… again! @jennyusername When they wheeled out the big Jabba the Hutt bike-mounted puppet Gaya’s show, but specifically the visual component from an unobstructed view @thecoolerjenny895 Space Angels cameo Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:56 1) Why 00:05:40 2) Marketing 00:25:15 3) Cost 00:32:37 4) Spirit Airlines 00:36:06 5) Ship 00:51:25 6) Room 01:03:57 7) Characters 01:15:58 8) Food 01:30:00 9) Choose 01:35:32 10) My Story 02:05:17 11) Attractions 02:24:40 12) Supplements 02:28:54 13) Schedule 02:36:27 14) Excursion 02:54:52 15) Finale 03:07:14 16) Cut Corners 03:15:52 17) Worth it? 03:30:24 18) Failure 03:41:09 19) Cast 03:48:12 20) Robbed 04:02:29 Credits Flashing lights warnings: restroom tour flashing lights [00:49:19-00:49:52], bridge training laser fire [02:07:58-02:08:03, 02:10:22-02:10:26, 02:11:28-02:11:32], lightsaber training laser fire [02:16:31-02:16:37, 02:16:44-02:16:56, 02:17:01-02:17:20, 02:17:37-02:17:43], blinking lights on rides [02:41:49-02:41:57], flickering holocron [02:52:40-02:53:25], finale siren flashing lights [02:55:27-02:55:47], lightsaber-related action and lasers in first half of finale [02:56:07-02:59:36, 03:01:59-03:02:03, 03:40:31-03:40:37]