Kung Fu Fools & McDojos Fails - Fake Martial Arts

Welcome YouTubers and YouTubettes to Kung Fu Fools and Martial Art Fails. Today we have a very special episode. How special? Well if a special episode created a special episode for another special episode, this would be that episode. We're going to explore the exciting world of martial arts with some karate chop razzing. So put on your ninja slippers and Chuck Norris pyjamas because here we go. Personally, I don't trust any martial arts instructor who can't even defend himself against a big mac attack let alone another person. This Chuck Porridge needs an extra black belt just to hold up that Panda Express gut. But let's see what sensai snacks has to say. You'd learn more watching cartoon ninja turtles than training with him. I'm guessing the toughest fight he's had is buttoning his pants every morning. I'm thinking this chunky monkey needs to get back in shape and I have the perfect solution - Aerobic self defense. Look at this poor woman. Every where she goes some guy is grabbing her. I'm guessing she's