Брюс Всемогущий: Джим Кэрри vs. Стив Карелл

Единственная причина, по которой этот фильм надо смотреть - этот эпизод. Кэрри и Карелл просто ОТЖИГАЮТ))) Announcer: Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo’s Number One News Team. Susan Ortega: Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I’m Susan Ortega. Evan Baxter: And I’m Evan Baxter and here’s what’s making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit [choked off] Evan Baxter: [high pitched] D-bow d-bit d-bow [unintelligible chicken squawking] Evan Baxter: Bucka-bow, dee buck. Director: Someone get him some water please. Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water. Evan Baxter: [clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France. Director: What’d he just say? Check the prompter. Technician: The prompter’s fine. Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy’s good. Just read it. Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I’m sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news [breaks wind] Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla [rapid unitelligible gibberish] Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah [explosive gibberish] Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds] [vaguely Chinese] Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE [nervous laugh]