Best joke of the day: Heaven's Gate: Subscription Required #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday

Heaven's Gate: Subscription Required #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday Three Scientists Go To Heaven Newton, Darwin, and a modern Scientist go to heaven. God is standing at the gate. “Your research will determine whether you may enter heaven.“ Newton is up first. He shows God “Principia“. God smiles reading Newton's description of gravity. God shakes his hand and opens the gate for him. Next up is Darwin. He shows God “Origin of Species“. God says “You nailed it!“ He lets him in. Finally, the modern Scientist is up. God asks to see his work. “Sorry“, he says. “It's paywalled.“ Get ready to lighten up your day with a plethora of hilarious jokes, witty anecdotes, and side-splitting humor that will leave you in stitches. Whether you're a seasoned joke enthusiast or just looking for a good laugh, you've come to the right