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— another school. another first day. another sweaty glass of social stigma. — we’re interesting and worthwhile people, isabel. — yeah. well, if only life were a judd apatow movie where geeks ruled the world. but it’s not, so let’s just suck it up. chip? — no, thanks. hey, who’s the king of the school? the most popular, most athletic, most often-laid guy here? — i guess it’s dan. everyone wants to be friends with dan. — i’m shane. — i’m dan! — don’t fuck with me.
