Playing Bad Apple while eating a Bad Apple

I know what you are thinking! “that apple doesn't look so bad, actually, it looks quite delicious!“ Well, let me tell you something: That apple is bad! It's really bad! Sure it tasted okay, but that's not everything when it comes to an apple. Here's just a couple of things the apple did, that I think makes it a good qualifier for being bad: 1. It said a bunch of mean things to me before the recording 2. It left a very apple-ish-smell over my piano 3. The apple gave me a little bit of stomach pain after being eaten 4. Before getting to me, it was surrounded by a lot of humans in a big house, and it had convinced the humans to FORCE ME paying 7 Swedish Crowns in order to get the apple The list goes on! So I think we all can agree that is a very bad apple!