Rover: A Prodigy Squandered

Rover. The car for pensioners. For your Great Uncle. Provider of public transit to OAPs about to cause a 10 mph crash the nation over. But hydropneumatic suspension? Mechanical fuel injection? An anti-roll system not implemented before or since? A mid-engined GT? Rover was actually one of the most advanced and ambitious car manufacturers out there, and the only reason they weren't able to realise that ambition was because of an eldritch horror the likes of which the world hasn't seen before or since... Watch as my mind once again leaks out of my ears in these 33 minutes of overly-edited hell. Soundtrack: 0:00 Frosty The Snowman - The Ronettes 0:12 Coronation Street Theme 1:04 Alone - Wishbone Ash 2:43 Glad - Traffic 3:41 Rumble - Link Wray 6:08 Green Onions - Booker T. & the M.G.'s 8:52 The “In“ Crowd - Ramsey Lewis Trio 10:21 Trampoline - The Spender Davis Group 12:39 Giving To You - Traffic 15:08 Ogdens' Nut Gone Fla