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A giant floating alien jellyfish spaghetti monster terrorized soldiers in Iraq for years, according to a former marine. And, crucially, according to newly-released video footage. Michael Cincoski, who worked as an intelligence analyst for the US Marine Corps, told the media that the strange object frequently visited his base in Iraq and had been seen and extensively filmed by multiple military personnel. One such video, lasting 17 minutes and recorded in 2017, captured a nighttime visitation by the alien jellyfish on infrared camera. The craft, after concluding its business at the base, disappeared over, or possibly into, nearby Lake Hibernia. Everything about the ‘Jellyfish UAP’ (as it became known) seems alien. It only appeared at night, and could only be seen on infrared cameras or other similar sensing equipment. Its home base was unknown, seemingly able to appear and disappear at will. However, it did not appear to pose a danger to anyone. ‘It didn’t seem to be posturing to threaten us at all,’ Cincoski told the media. The Pentagon has neither confirmed nor denied the claims, although it did confirm that Cincoski ‘is who he says he is.’ It’s at least a more believable aspect to the invasion of Iraq than ‘weapons of mass destruction.’
