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Subscribe: DONATE: Click to tweet: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Geek Fuel Box Discount: iTunes: The Sanderson Sisters are resurrected in today’s social media/tech world. But, when their old way of luring children to suck out their youth doesn’t work, they have to get with the times, join the internet world, and become viral in order to get kids to “follow“ them. Be careful who you follow, kiddies--they may be sucking your SOUL! Mwahahahahaha! (LYRICS BELOW) CREDITS: An Awkward Kids Production Christiann Castellanos - “Mary Sanderson,“ Writer, Producer, Director Michelle Glavan - “Sarah Sanderson,“ Writer, Producer, Director, Music Composition for “Sarah’s Intro Lullaby,“ Recording Engineer and Mixer Dana Pacheco - “Winnie Sanderson,“ Writer, Producer, Director Ashlyn Bishop- “Jenna Marbles“ Lauren Bregman- “PewDiePie,“ Sanderson Sister Costume Designer Damien Blaise - “Billy Butcherson,“ Music Composition for “Hocus Pocus“ rap beat (Ladies and gentlemen, meet our beat maker! It’s his first time in our videos!) Matt Wixted - Director of Photography, Editor, Color Christian Seel - Assistant Camera Drew Fant- Gaffer Amber White - Special FX, Makeup Artist Alondra Shields- Special FX, Makeup Artist Desiree Stone - Assistant Recording Mixer Worbel - Social Media Graphics Design Chrissa Sparkles - Costume Design for Sarah’s Kawaii Outfit Special thanks to: YouTube Space LA, Castle Corsetry, Andrew Fillmore, and Tara Hiljus LYRICS: 2015, the Sanderson sisters are back! And beautiful! Technology has surpassed us, fix it! Mary Sanderson, on the case This devil contraption is stealing our face! It’s made by our master! It must be safe! Tis a camera! Oh, what we can make?! Push all the buttons, it says “no connection” Winnie, a spell will giveth direction Magical, Macintosh, mystical, megabits, Awaken the knowledge of modern day kids! Children love YouTube Devote their time to comments and views Let’s start a channel, we’ll need internet! I’ve called Time Warner! Best thou could get? I like Jenna Marbles, her magic’s strong We’ll collaborate, must I wear a thong? I need to eat souls, I’ll play along! We’ll be young, thy woe be gone! Chorus: Follow us, children Thou shall magically escape To a place that will satisfy the desire you crave Follow us, children We enchant unto thee an eternity of glee Your soul is ours to take It’s Sarah, thy seductive sistah! There’s more to these machines that we’ve missed-a Kids are on Facebook, Twitter, Insta Sing in a vid, knab a kid with every click-a Dear Satan, what fun fashion! Facebook? Ha! I already have one Take a selfie, show off thy bod Numbers grow with every Snatch-shot It’s called “Snapchat.” Oh, ha, either way Display netherbits and thy fans will stay That’s how it works, how pathetic and sad Shakespeare’s on Twitter, it can’t be bad This computer is our gateway to kids We’ll torture each other with challenge vids Oh, what a pretty spider! Dinner! Run amok, amok! AMOK! on this app: Tinder (Chorus) Smartest of my sisters, I’m Winifred Need fame and followers, does thou comprehend? Bewitch children with Hocus Pocus content Bring adolescent flesh right to my doorstep BOOOOOOK, let’s monetize! Come, children, lend me your eyes I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine We need views, little muse, please subscribe
