Guest
Now I know you’ve been malicious Spiteful and a trifle vicious It’s no secret that you cheated and you’ve lied And you’ve done some double dealing Scheming, swindling, and stealing You’re an amateur, but heaven knows, you’ve tried You’ll develop so much faster Now you’re working with a master Who will help you cultivate your darker side You’ll discover wicked ways you’ve never known before And you’ll find that when you’re really rotten to the core It feels so good to be bad So delicious to be a despicable cad It’s just so thrilling and so fulfilling To give somebody the worst time they’ve ever had It feels so good to be bad Charlie doesn’t know it, but he’s in my power! He’s gonna wish that he was never born! I promise you that by the sunset hour I’ll have Gabriel’s Horn! 'Cause you had your chance and you blew it I entrusted you to do it But you bungled it and threw your chance away It’s a problem you created If the horn can’t be located I’m not naming names, but someone has to pay! Though you gave me cause to doubt you There’s a loathsomeness about you That attracts me to you as a protégé And when you’ve learned every creepy crummy thing I know You’ll taste the joy that comes when you’re the lowest of the low It feels so good to be bad So delightful to be a deplorable cad It’s so appealing to have the feeling That what you’re doing gets trouble brewing And drives everybody mad You’ve got my guarantee It feels so good to be bad So good to be bad!
