If He Only Had a Brain

What would you do with a brain if you had one, Joe? I could concentrate for hours My presidential powers To compensate Ukraine For squashing my indictment Just imagine my excitement If I only had a brain My son whose crack addicted And I should be convicted For crimes we can’t explain To avoid repercussions I could pin it on the Russians If I only had a brain Oh, I would theorize Inflation’s on the rise I’d admit we weaponized the FBI And then I’d quit and run and hide We stole the last election There was no insurrection The left has gone insane I’d concede I’m a loser And Pelosi is a boozer If I only had a brain I would not be just a pedo An old perverted weirdo A legacy of shame Takin’ showers with my daughter A molester under water If I only had a brain