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Title 42, Donald Trump’s COVID-era border security policy, is now over. While you would expect this would provoke a free-for-all at the US-Mexico border, apparently, everything is ok. Despite previous border incidents caused by rumors of Title 42’s early demise, the actual end of Title 42 saw a decrease in traffic, at least according to the infallible record keeping of the Department of Homeland Security. They credit the near 50% reduction in traffic to the reenabling of existing criminal penalties for illegal immigration. In other news, apparently the US has laws against illegal immigration, and the Democrats have seemingly found a law they want to actually enforce. Joe Biden took a bike ride in Delaware, which gave him a great view of the US-Mexico border, and his verdict is in. ‘Much better than you all expected,’ he said. However, he will not be actually going to the border to check, as that would ‘just be disruptive.’ Is he becoming self-aware?
