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A guy stands at a stop waiting for the bus to come. Another one runs up to him, clicks on his nose and exclaims so cheerfully, “What a fool!” – And runs away. Late in the evening, the man says to his wife, “What kind of jerks do not happen!” Guess what! This morning some schmuck jumped up to me, flicked me on the nose and vanished into thin air. The next morning, the same thing happens. The guy stands at a stop waiting for the bus to come. The same dude runs up to him, clicks on his nose and exclaims even more joyfully, “Shame on you! What a snitch!” – And runs away.
