Evil Fing Wizard: a song about an evil wizard

Wizard song. IF FOR SOME REASON YOU WANT THIS ON SPOTIFY, CHECK THIS SPACE IN A COUPLE WEEKS!!! Should be released on or around July 17! If for some reason you want a transcription, stems, or whatever, let me know and I'd be happy to provide. Some story and fanfare because I'm a self-indulgent prick: I apparently came up with this entire song at 1 AM on December 29, 2023, transcribed in a Tux Guitar file named “Goofy Wizard Song“. There was no song structure but I came up with every main part of the song right then and there, apparently. I don't really remember writing it, perhaps because it was 1 AM. I think I was messing with triad arpeggios and I played it with some rhythm and then went up a half step and I got the opening riff. The verse riff changed a bit (for the better) compared to what I had written down initially, and the bossa section existed in concept but was completely reworked to (in an incredibly basic sense) follow actual jazz theory that