What IF HL2 Characters were STREAMERS

What would HL2 characters stream to the public? How different would they be than our current culture of streamers who're roaming in the wilds? Barney Calhoun loved Counter Strike Global Offensive, or CSGO, as his skill and reflexes, as well as adrenaline, would push him up the ranks to Global Elite. Arne Magnusson on the other hand wanted only one thing: attention. So he would disguise his streams as ones for science, while attributing great amounts of viewers who'd say oddly positive things about him. Alyx Vance found herself a hobby in yoga as her urban adventures in City 17 brought great agility in her body, so she decided to share those skills for those who'd like to get in shape. Dr Wallace Breen didn't change much of his broadcasting habits, yet he didn't stray away from accepting... generous donations, despite his total control over Earth. Eli Vance and Isaac Kleiner would have heated arguments about the morality of what they were doing with telepo