The Roof Is Too Slanted - KIMBERLY CHEATLE - Secret Service (Parody Song)

On July 13, 2024, Donald J. Trump was shot in the ear by a would-be assassin while giving a speech at a campaign rally in Butler, PA. Secret Service made a conscious decision not to position an agent on the roof of a neighboring building 150 yards away. My song lyrics sum it up: *Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang (Parody)* The roof, the roof, the roof is too slanted The roof, the roof, the roof is too slanted The roof, the roof, the roof is too slanted We don't need to guard it, let the mother $@%&er climb Climb mother$@%&er, climb Hello, my name is Kimberly Cheatle and I'm a dumb white chick I’m the first female director of the US Secret Service I don't know if I am really qualified—but I’m friends with the First Lady But now Trump got shot, and it was on my watch, and an innocent fireman died. Yeah, this kid climbed on a roof top, plain to see with the naked eye And lots of people saw him up there, and alerted the cops nearb