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(ответ на I’am Fucking Matt Daemon)) Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Dicky Barrett, Christopher Mintz-Plasse aka Mclovin, Lance Bass, Dominic Monaghan, Meatloaf, Pete Wentz, Joan Jett, Huey Lewis, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray and Josh Groban “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Lyrics, Words, Script by Ben Affleck, Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck! Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck! Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits. Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right? Ben Affleck: No… Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck? Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him! Brad Pitt: Great, sign here. Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck. Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh…. Brad Pitt: What did you wish for? Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside. It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind. I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes. When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly. And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try. Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it. Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it. Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g. Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben. Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Ma
