Man on fire runs down London street

London’s streets were briefly lit up by a man running down the street on fire. The unidentified man, who was on fire for unidentified reasons, was filmed running down the street before collapsing onto the sidewalk, still on fire. A horrified onlooker started filming the incident, while other, less useless onlookers ran over to pat out the flames using their overcoats, in that order. The man was taken to a local hospital, where he was pronounced not on fire, and is expected to survive. According to the police the man on fire running down the street is ‘not being treated as suspicious.’