Gordon Duthie - The Curse of the Broken Metal Sword (56k Modems)

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “Produced by Gordon Duthie Lyrics written by Gordon Duthie Instrumentals arranged or composed and performed or programmed by Gordon Duthie Vocals performed by Gordon Duthie Recorded during 2012 / 2013 in Aberdeenshire, Scotland Mixed and mastered by Kevin Paul Art direction and design by Gordon Duthie, Richard Lock (Devolution Designs) and Szymon Włochowski (inside cover panorama photograph of Menie Estate taken by Robin Wilson) © Gordon Duthie 2013 lyrics What’s the secret, we never know Sailing round with a zombie on tow The clown bombed the cafe Must be a Templar conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy The curse of the broken metal sword Has totally overtaken me I’ll be sent to the asylum Where an evil genius waits for me Fight around the world Historical mysteries Play football in Japan Celery, celery Plymouth won the Euro Cup After five glorious seasons More addictive than drugs It’s hard to manage your life One more match One more game Complete the checkpoint and then hit save One more match One more game Complete the checkpoint and then hit save We don’t work, we don’t work Playing games all day We don’t work, it’s OK I live on Monkey Island everyday I don’t work, I don’t work Playing games all day I don’t work, it’s OK I live on Monkey Island everyday The ref will never catch me William Wallace plotted Stirling Teutonic Knights are solid Until a bowman fires away The old west was barbaric Riding round old Mexico Going to solve this origami Arrest a man on Rodeo Driving around the city Listening to the radio Time to pull out the Uzi and Wait for the police to show Is the robot who controls my mind Playing two characters inside Hooked up to a brainwashing machine In a virtual reality dream One more match One more game Complete the checkpoint and then hit save One more match One more game Complete the checkpoint and then hit save We don’t work, we don’t work Playing games all day We don’t work, it’s OK I live on Monkey Island everyday I don’t work, I don’t work Playing games all day I don’t work, it’s OK I live on Monkey Island everyday Just one more match Just one more game Complete the checkpoint and then hit save Addiction with anger It will never change We don’t work, we don’t work Playing games all day We don’t work, it’s OK I live on Monkey Island everyday I don’t work, I don’t work Playing games all day I don’t work, it’s OK I live on Monkey Island everyday from Multimedia Monster, released August 6, 2013“