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I’m Too Farty is a song parody of I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Sometime when I write humor I think in opposites, and this was one of those times. I was thinking that in addition to being too sexy, the singer was also too farty and what would this look like if he were up on stage (and on the catwalk). This is such a catchy tune that nowadays I sing it both the original way and with the funny parody lyrics, sometimes going back and forth between the two. As far as music parodies this song is in the upper tier of my list. This is one of the best parody songs I’ve written so I hope you enjoy it. And visit us if you enjoy visual humor especially funny designs - Here’s the full parody lyrics: I’m too farty for your love Too farty for your love Love's going to leave me I'm too farty for my pants Too farty for my pants So farty it hurts And I'm too farty for Milan Too farty for Milan Mexico, and Japan And I'm too farty for your party Too farty for your party No way I'm dirty dancing I'm a male model, you know what I mean And I do my little sharts on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I do my little sharts on the catwalk (music break) I'm too farty for my car Too farty for my car Too farty by far And I'm too sharty for my shorts Too sharty for my shorts What ya think about that? I'm a male model, you know what I mean And I do my little sharts on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my sharts on the catwalk I'm too farty for my pants Too farty for my pants Too farty for romance 'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little sharts on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah I fling my little sharts on the catwalk I'm too farty for my cat Too farty for my cat Poor pussy Poor pussy cat I'm too farty for my love Too farty for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too farty for this song (fart sound) Here’s more about the original I’m Too Sexy song: “I'm Too Sexy“ by Right Said Fred is one of those quintessential '90s dance-pop tracks that became an instant hit and a cultural phenomenon. The song, released in 1991, quickly rose to the top of charts around the world, reaching number one in multiple countries and achieving platinum status in the United States. Its catchy hook and cheeky lyrics made it a staple of dance floors and radio stations for years to come. The story behind the creation of “I'm Too Sexy“ begins with brothers Richard and Fred Fairbrass, who formed Right Said Fred in London, England in the late 1980s. The band's name was inspired by the novelty song “Right Said Fred“ by Bernard Cribbins. Richard, the lead vocalist, and Fred, the guitarist, worked together to craft their own unique sound, blending elements of dance, pop, and rock. The concept for “I'm Too Sexy“ reportedly came to Richard Fairbrass while he was working as a model in Milan, Italy. The song's lyrics humorously depict a self-absorbed and narcissistic male model who believes he is too attractive for ordinary life. The infectious chorus, with its repeated refrain of “I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts,“ perfectly captures the character's over-the-top confidence. Musically, “I'm Too Sexy“ is driven by a simple yet irresistible groove, featuring a prominent bassline, electronic beats, and catchy guitar riffs. The song's production, helmed by brothers Richard and Fred Fairbrass along with producer Tommy D, is characterized by its slick and polished sound, which was emblematic of the early '90s dance-pop aesthetic. If you’re looking for funny parodies of popular songs then explore the rest of our channel. We drop funny parody songs every week so come back often and enjoy!
