The Great Chimp Heist

All right boys... This is how we're gonna steal that chimp Why on earth do we want to steal a chimp? Gentleman, this is all about blow, there's enough in its stomach to insult Mexico. Now the chimp is guarded by Todd McGovern, he's a greasy shyster but I know just how to stop him. How? A thermonuclear device. Ugh, Fernando, let me give you some advice. Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation. No bombs, Fernando. Then I guess its plan B What is plan B? Hmm, we'll see. Just tell me that it doesn't involve that crate of cobras... Bah! Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this! Just get me that chimp, Fernando. Because if you do... There's another briefcase full of filthy drug money for you.... Zzzooohhhh....