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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hillary Clinton has balled up all the aggression from her defeat at the hands of Barack Obama to fuel her bid for the White House. She's on track to be the Democratic Party presidential candidate for 2016. And we can't think of a better way to celebrate her efforts than to have a laugh at her shortcomings. Lyrics: At first I was dismayed, I was horrified. I should have won 2008 by a landslide. But then I spent so many nights thinking how Obama did me wrong. And I grew strong, and I wrote this comeback song. And now I'm back! Gonna own the place. Oval is mine now, I've started measuring those damn drapes. Gotta change that front door lock. Secret Service take away your key. Gonna break through that glass ceiling, gonna make some history. Go on now go! Walk out the door. Might as well resign now, 'cuz they don't want you anymore. They gonna vote for me, though I haven't told them why. But
