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New Album, “Heavy Metal Rules“, available Sept 27th 2019! Pre-Order/Pre-Save/Stream: Follow Steel Panther: Official site: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: I fell in love With someone sweet and pure But you became The worldʼs biggest whore I went away for a few weeks or more You fucked more dudes Than I fucked girls on the tour How can it be? Youʼve got me beat Iʼm not the only one who loves to cheat Doesnʼt matter what you do Or where you go Youʼre always gonna be a Ho Donʼt care where you live Or who you know Youʼre always gonna be a ho I never knew I could feel quite so sick I kissed your mouth And tasted Satchelʼs dick I ran away Went to my grandpaʼs farm I saw your name Tattooed on my grandpaʼs arm Is there no man you havenʼt laid? Has your vagina never seen the shade? Doesnʼt matter what you do Or where you go Youʼre always gonna be a Ho Donʼt care if your dad Is Russell Crow You always gonna be a ho This could be our loveʼs biggest test Baby I donʼt care youʼre a ho- just tell me Iʼm the best Doesnʼt matter if youʼre hot Doesnʼt matter if youʼre cold Doesnʼt matter if you got your vagina plated in gold Doesnʼt matter if you live so long youʼre covered in mold Youʼre always gonna be a ho Itʼs the truth so I am told Doesnʼt matter what you do Or where you go Youʼre always gonna be a Ho Youʼre always gonna rub my dick And itʼs gonna grow Youʼre always gonna be a Ho! Youʼre my favorite garden tool Out in the shed behind the swimming pool Youʼre a Ho. Youʼre a fucking Ho.
