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Oh! Yeah! Totally! Yeah? Fucking ace! Chris!... Swearing. Let’s get you a job! What happened, Chris? There’s loads of these Chinese lads flipping burgers and Han Li were having a spliff break,and then Paul, the shift manager, comes along. And she said, “You can’t do that.“ Why not? It’s pucking hard getting people to talk to you. I mean child abuse, it’s a bit depressing. So my theory was, reel them in with the free porn, then get to the serious stuff. So I said, “Why can’t people bring their own glasses to the bar?“ No wonder this country’s turning obese. But Morris said that was the job, and if I didn’t like it, I could puck off. So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard and he could pucking shove his pub polo up his pap’s-eye, stupid prick. I think one slipped through there, Chris. Stupid punt.
