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I wanted to do a song that was the opposite of the classic hymn “Jesus Loves Me” just because that is how I roll. As you can tell this song doesn’t have much to do with Jesus at all as it’s really about the dysfunctional dynamics in this family. Some would consider it rude and offensive, but I think of it like the dark humor one can find on Family Guy or the Simpsons. Homer and Bart do have a complicated relationship. Full parody lyrics: Jesus hates me! This I know, Mommy has a cameltoe She is weak and I am strong Now, I’m gonna wear my thong Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! ‘Cause Daddy tells me so Jesus hates me! This I know, Daddy porked the neighbor ho’ Then he spanked her on his knee So, I had to tell mommy Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! ‘Cause Daddy tells me so Daddy hates me still today, He must pay alimony Child support he needs to give He says to die but I want to live Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! ‘Cause Daddy tells me so Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! Yes, Jesus hates me! Now Daddy’s snorting blow If you like funny videos with parody lyrics plus jokes and comedy in general then please check out the rest of my channel. And if you like the hilarious music parodies posted here, then please SUBSCRIBE to keep abreast of the latest postings. In addition, visit my website if you like humorous t-shirts, coffee mugs and more plus funny designs - #darkhumor #funnycomedy
