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Well it’s haggis for breakfast for the Queen of Scotland Pigs and pegs and birds and berds-- oh she’s crackers! Lying next to a judo master Who grew up shooting arrows in chocolate pastures Oh Baikal, Bai-kaaaal, Baikal, Bai-kaaaaal She doesn’t like to swim in the cold waters of Baikal Her grandmother makes pirozhki They’re hotter than 98 degrees Don’t mess with her when she has a chain saw Sveta’s word is always the law Yulia provides the comic relief Her laughter is contageous, it’s outrageous, beyond belief! Dima has eaten a lamb’s ear And broken a skull, but Olesya is the one to fear She’s got a vocab that will knock off your socks Kak nazivaetsya po-russki “box“? Ich bin ein Berliner and they like a big dinner, they’re not from Bavaria Garret and Lena will never wear leiderhosen Ludo’s been living the Hungarian way Studies his guidebook so he knows what to say Gusten prefers to talk with his knife As long as you speak wood you’ll turn out all right Baikal, Bai-kaaal...
