- ...let’s see, I always forget the last ingredient. Ugh. Unicorn hair. [...] It’s hopeless. Unicorns reside deep within an enchanted glade, and their hairs can only be obtained by a pure, good-hearted person who goes on a magical quest to find them. - Grunkle Ford, can I please go on this quest? I am literally obsessed with unicorns. My first word was unicorn, I once made my own unicorn by taping a traffic cone to a horse’s head. Are you even looking at the sweater I’m wearing right now? Not to mention that I’m probably the most pure-of-heart person in this room. [That’s true. She has a point. Can’t argue there] So can I go on a mission to get that hair? [...] - Very well, but it won’t be easy. Take this, and this. I haven’t been in this dimension for a while. It’s okay to give children weapons, right? - Come on, dawg. [...] - So what are the odds she gets that hair? - Unlikely. I’ve dealt with unicorns before, and if I had to describe them in one word, it would be “frustrating.“
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