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They’re too fat and slow to chase effectively, although some of them are armed, of course it’s not like they can really aim either, all that fat blocking their view and their long-standing proven ineffectiveness take care of that problem. The TSA rightly gets clowned on a great deal and they deserve all of it, if airlines ran security it would work right and they wouldn’t be primarily interested in making everyone’s day considerably worse/longer. Of course, let’s not forget their hatred for anything liquid, forcing everyone to either die of thirst or pay the exorbitant prices for drinks (often sub par) inside the airport terminals. And thus is the humor here, I didn’t tell you not to do this because they sure will, the humor is in the reality of just how ridiculous their rules and continued existence are. The one thing that is for certain, is that they don’t deserve your respect, they’ve stopped nothing, and only made things worse. Anyways, this dank little number should fit right in with the
