The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet (Music Video + Pitch-Corrected Remaster + Lyrics)

So what's this all even about? To briefly sum things up, this song was allegedly recorded on tape by someone who was listening to a German radio station back in the 80s. Since its initial appearance on the internet around 2007, people have been trying to find out who might have recorded this song. With renewed interest through various Youtube videos on the topic, the mystery has seen a resurgence in recent years. If you want to learn the full story behind TMS, click here: Want to contribute to the search? Have a look at the subreddit: Check the original recording here: Pitch-shifted and remastered using FL Studio, iZotope Neutron & Ozone and Sound Theory Gullfoss. Turn on subtitles to see my take on the potential lyrics. Footage taken from Drugstore Cowboy (1989).