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The pokedex listing of the little heard of “Yharna Region“ is a short but disturbing one. Young trainers who are set out by irresponsible researchers give their young squires a choice between a wolf-like man beast wearing a shredded cleric outfit, a mentally unstable pregnant lady who swears by the ascendancy of the moon, and an impossible mental landscape of nightmares that shape the framework of the sky that might yet be. They are also given five pokeballs. The vast majority of the pokemon in Yharna have yet to be indexed, as few children continue their journey past what is affectionately known as “Red Jelly Mountain.“ Whether it is the mundane #1 entry on the pokedex, MilliEye, or #50, the many-faced multi-dimensional Gorethulu, all Yharna pokemon exhibit an innate love of the deep sea and the unpainted sky. Any would-be trainers are told early to bear in mind that their pokemon may stop battle entirely at times to scream at the sky, in a voice that carries lust and horror alike - for sometimes hours at a time. Surprisingly, breeding the region's pokemon requires no effort at all. They are both prodigious and aggressive. When a daycare handler tells a trainer they are not certain where an egg came from, they are being far more literal than one might imagine. It is not recommended that a trainer become overly familiar with their pokemon, as the number of incidents of children drowning in a well of eyes birthing from their mind into their throats has increased over the years, as the image of an accusing moon lowers itself within reach of a virgin earth, both yearning for the knowledge of a flesh that shall never know the swaddling coil of a warm mind. Mega Evolutions are banned in Yharna, for many reasons. Music: “Static Motion“ from
