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Who are you? Oh, hi I’m Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you? I’m Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house. I hate my parents. I hate my friends. Look, there’s gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening. Like what? Oh! Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted. What are you, 8? Okay. Let’s hear your great idea. I don’t have any great ideas. I am 8. Ah, there’s gotta be a way. I mean, you know … If Monica and Chandler move out here and Phoebe’s married to Mike … that just leaves me and Ross and Rach. You know what I mean? I really don’t. What am I gonna do? I feel I’m losing my friends. My parents say I’ll make new friends. Yeah, sure, easy for you. You’re young. Me? I’m set in my ways. This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. Look, you want your friends to be happy, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Well, if mowing here is gonna make them happy, don’t you want them to do it? Yeah. Maybe. Then you’ve gotta let them go. Oh, I
